Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Just Wondering...

It's quite a wonder how one's writing style can change so drastically over 9 months - yesssss it's been 9 months since I last blogged. Not that I'm about to admit that my posts from now on will be a tad boring, but I have absolutely no idea how I managed to pull off that bombastic vocabulary, the witty insults, and the big big big word count back then.

It's quite a wonder how my knees keep popping whenever I straighten them, I sure hope it's just a passing phase or there goesmy dream to become a super spy. There's no way I could sneak up on someone with the joints i have now, not even if it was at night and i was dressed as dark as Rene. Not even if i had a silencer.

It's quite a wonder how I've been sitting at the computer since 10 am in the morning, doing absolutely nothing... k fine, I was playing dota... hate that game... keep losing to the AI... ****ing AI...

It's quite a wonder how I've already paused the game countless times to take my temperature or go to the toilet trying to shit. I think it's a guilt thing. I mean, how can I tell my teacher that I had a fever when my forehead feels perfectly normal, or say that I had diarrhoea when I can't shit? Ahhh... I got it now... constipation.

It's quite a wonder how I'm actually blogging again after 9 months... crap... perhaps I should have waited another 3 and made it a year.

It's quite a wonder how I have had to correct my "I"s to make them CAPS. I mean, how could blogger not have a spellcheck?! OH MY! It's like writing on ****ing NOTEPAD! Gosh!

I could choose to write on MS Word. They have spellcheck. Only thing in that when you copy and paste, the aprostophe's become funny symbols and then I have to go and change that. Sigh, guess I can't be bothered.

It's quite a wonder how a person like me could get so lazy... Maybe its the constipation.

Posted by Table at 12:53 PM

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