Sunday, August 12, 2007

Surprise, surprise

Two surprises today...
But I'll try to keep this post as short and sweet as I possibly can.

The first was not so much a surprise as it was a shock. Just picture yourself in the car, half reading Finance, and the other half falling asleep. All of a sudden there's this ear-piercing scream which jolts you clean out of your groggy state.

No, we weren't about to run over someone who would have left a nasty stain on the freshly polished bumper. No, it was something far worse - there was a frikin' cockroach on the roof of the car. No, it wasn't one of those small ones you could squash with a piece of tissue paper, it was one of those HUGE ASS ones you wouldn't be able to squash even if you had a frikin' bed sheet.

Well, to cut a long story short, I managed to triumph over (i.e. squish) the foul beast, sacrificing two pages of The Sunday Times. Yay me!

The second surprise was... well... phenomenal...

I believe the only two words that could describe the feeling of surprise I was experiencing were exactly what i uttered upon seeing the likes of Henry, Rene, Gid, Zhang, Boey and Takuto pop out from the arcade to wish me happy birthday.

"H*** S***"

Here's to Mum, Dad, Rachel, Josh and all of you guys for making my 16th birthday extra-sweet with the cherry on top.

Incidentally, it's Nick's birthday too!
So,

Happy Birthday to you! (x2)
Happy Birthday dear fishball!
Happy Birthday to you!

Posted by Table at 10:10 PM

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Just Wondering...

It's quite a wonder how one's writing style can change so drastically over 9 months - yesssss it's been 9 months since I last blogged. Not that I'm about to admit that my posts from now on will be a tad boring, but I have absolutely no idea how I managed to pull off that bombastic vocabulary, the witty insults, and the big big big word count back then.

It's quite a wonder how my knees keep popping whenever I straighten them, I sure hope it's just a passing phase or there goesmy dream to become a super spy. There's no way I could sneak up on someone with the joints i have now, not even if it was at night and i was dressed as dark as Rene. Not even if i had a silencer.

It's quite a wonder how I've been sitting at the computer since 10 am in the morning, doing absolutely nothing... k fine, I was playing dota... hate that game... keep losing to the AI... ****ing AI...

It's quite a wonder how I've already paused the game countless times to take my temperature or go to the toilet trying to shit. I think it's a guilt thing. I mean, how can I tell my teacher that I had a fever when my forehead feels perfectly normal, or say that I had diarrhoea when I can't shit? Ahhh... I got it now... constipation.

It's quite a wonder how I'm actually blogging again after 9 months... crap... perhaps I should have waited another 3 and made it a year.

It's quite a wonder how I have had to correct my "I"s to make them CAPS. I mean, how could blogger not have a spellcheck?! OH MY! It's like writing on ****ing NOTEPAD! Gosh!

I could choose to write on MS Word. They have spellcheck. Only thing in that when you copy and paste, the aprostophe's become funny symbols and then I have to go and change that. Sigh, guess I can't be bothered.

It's quite a wonder how a person like me could get so lazy... Maybe its the constipation.

Posted by Table at 12:53 PM