Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Bank

I have no idea how my brother chanced upon the words "bank robbery" but he did, as do most small cute creatures usually get their way. As you probably have derived from my previous blog posts, my brother is somewhat an interesting character, rather interesting indeed.

Well anyway, emulating a teacher, my brother was attempting to teach me and a few other imaginary ladies and gentlemen, how to spell "bank robbery". Stepping up to the whiteboard, on the verge of exploding with authority, he began to write down the individual letters, all the while carrying a smug grin on his face.

"Bank RoBbeRy!" he announced in his high pitched voice, sounding very much alike to that of a chipmunk. The toggle case, which most people use to write irritating msn nicknames is used here not to piss you (the reader) off but rather, that is exactly the way that my brother spelt it - "B - R - B - R". Laughing so hard at his own joke, he looked as if his face was about to split into two.

I on the other hand, was not amused.

"Josh! Do you even know how to spell bank robbery?"

" Of course!"

"Okay fine, spell it for me to see..."

"Ladies and gentlemen, 'bank robbery' first starts with a 'bank', so..."

And then he proceeded to spell "H - S - B - C"

Posted by Table at 11:01 PM

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