Sunday, July 02, 2006
The Start of Something Kewl
Hooray! I'm finally part of the trend of the century! The gay club! I'm starting to blog! I don't even know why I'm starting this but oh well... after two years of absence from the blogging arena I've decided to start anew in this vicious cycle of posting a story, letting people comment and posting another story a few days down the road only to counter those comments. Welcome back, me!
(Hope the first part of nonsense didn't put you off)
Just got locked out of the house again today! Zhang refused to go out to keep me company so I was all set to roam the streets of Singapore all alone. This was till I was enlightened that I could actually crash at my grandparents place! Great guys!
CNN was on when I was arrived... never actually realized that my grandfather had a sense of humour.
We were watching the cool stuff from the England - Portugal match, which wasn't much to watch but oh well...
This is the bomb >>> We saw the Rooney red card tackle where he stepped on the *ahem* of Portuguese player whose name escapes me. As we saw the man rolling on the ground in excruciating pain, clutching his manhood, gasps of shock were heard in the vicinity and I reached down south to just to reassure myself that mine were still healthy and connected. But following the gasps of shock was my grandfather shouting in harsh hokkien, "Wah Lau! Jin jia lat! (X2) Yi dak gao yi eh lam pa! Jin jia lat! (X2)"
For those of you who have no idea what that means, it goes along the lines of, "Very bad! Very bad! He just stepped on that guy's... ... Very bad! Very bad!"
Giggles leaked out from the mouths of my grandmother and I, as i saw the expression of horror etched into my grandfather's face. A feeling of queasiness creeped into my stomach as we watched the replay once more, guys u know the feeling... and girls sorry for beginning with such a chauvinistic post but i'm sure u can all look forward to more interesting posts in the future. For the sake of it... May the Fun Fats of Life remain with you :D
Posted by Table at 11:03 PM