Monday, July 03, 2006
Fun at Night!!!
Most of the time when you do something really stupid it isn't usually intentional, except maybe for Zhang or Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean is quite self-explanatory but as for Zhang, he has an uncanny ability to allow his physical age to far surpass that of his mental age.
I'm sure those of you who actually bothered to come to my birthday two years ago remember the, "Eeeeeek! Isaac's brother is flashing!" Honestly I've seen him do so many weird things in his life I've never thought I could see more, but once again I was proven wrong.
As some of you may know, my brother is a really cool dude, constantly going, "Waddup my pee!" (whatever that means) at the mere age of six, where toddlers turn into boys and where Zhang's mental age remains stagnated till forever. I was at that point in time accidentally giving him a piggy back ride around my sister's room, him with a milk bottle in his mouth, screeching into my ear, and with me allowing random words such as "get", "off" and "me" to spew out of my mouth in rapid succession. I was left with no option so I made a detour to the bed, sat down and leaned back, in the dire hope of removing that squirming and screaming thingy on my back.
Perhaps I went too far but as soon as I leaned my tremendous bulk on his no-so-tremendous body, I heard muffled noises that seemed to emerge from my spinal cord. I leapt off only to see him snorting like a constipated pig (or perhaps it was laughing). But anyway within the next few moments milk started oozing out of his nose. The hilarious situation I was faced with indescribable but I could piece together a few fairly descriptive words like *heh* *heh* *hahahahahaha!!!!* to explain the atmosphere.
So there.
I've heard of fire breathing dragons, anthrax breathing U.S. citizens but now I shall add to my list of "Isaac's weird things to breathe in", milk breathing Joshuas.
Posted by Table at 9:56 PM